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One liners...

Considering the great characters that inhabit(ed) the bridge world, could you folks share some great one-liners ?

 

I'll start the ball rolling with :  Your cards are less random than usual, today, partner, in fact, even your excuses are better !

 

And the best I heard: After a very heavy-hitter bridge pro (of whalesque size) had leaned on a fragile table to examine a pathetic dummy (in a very odds-off looking partscore), the chair, table, and everything collapsed, sending the pro to the ground...  The director hastened on the spot and asked (quite stupidly, i'd say)  - What has happened ?!?   -  I went down in two hearts was the witty reply.

 

Noodle

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