Even though he invariably admonished his offspring to trust their father, Poppa Jake sometimes found their confidence to be too much of a good thing. Big Rube in particular had the sometimes-annoying habit of bidding “one for the road” when the path to success was marred by considerable obstacles.
Poppa Jake brought up the subject one night, sitting around the campfire after their evening meal of fire-roasted lamb and fresh herbs, washed down with mint tea and matza-ball soup. “You all have to stop overbidding,” the patriarch said, fixing his gaze on his oldest son without mentioning Rube's name.
“Poppa, you always complain about that,” said Rube, taking up the verbal cudgel for all of his brothers. “But then you make the contract.”
Poppa Jake still had something to say. “Perhaps, but it often takes a great deal of skill, not to speak of more than a little bit of luck.” Using a small twig, he deftly sketched out two hands from a recent match against nomadic chief Kalbert and Kalbert's son.
“Perhaps you remember the auction,” he said looking straight into Rube's eyes to indicate his disapproval. East and I both passed and Kalbert, in the West seat, opened 1♠. You doubled and East tried 1NT. Holding: ♠J9864 ♥Q964 ♦83 ♣64, that was more than enough for me, so I passed, West bid 2♠ and you doubled.”
The old man seemed to be in pain as he continued. “Even my 3♥ didn't satisfy you. You bid 4♥ all by yourself.”
The members of the clan gazed at the layout. There was no questioning the deductive powers of Poppa Jake, but making 10 tricks out of that mess seemed entirely out of the question, an undertaking comparable to making water flow from solid rock, or dividing the waters of the sea barring the path from the desert to their destination in the Land of the Big River.
“Did you get some help from the defense, or perhaps a little bit of good fortune from the Man Upstairs you're always talking about?” asked one of the women. Poppa Jake's answer to Zilpah, the former maid of his first wife, Leah, was respectful -- even if the answer was kind of obvious. After all, she had fathered two of his sons.
“The Man Upstairs, as you call him, isn't interested in card games,” he said. “But yes, there was some good fortune involved.”
| P | P | |||
| 1♠ | X | 1N | P | |
| 2♠ | X | P | 3♥ | |
| P | 4♥ | P | P | |
| P |
The assembly listened intently as their leader told his tale. “The opening lead was the ♠K, East playing the ♠4. I played the ♠6, and West took some time to think before continuing with the ♥K to North's ace at the second trick.”
Poppa Jake continued, “The ♥K was less of a gift than it seemed. Forcing an entry to my hand for a heart finesse was a dicey proposition, so I might have played ♥A anyway as a last resort."
“But enough of that debate. At this point, I tried to picture the East hand. He had to have some values for his 1NT over Rube's double, in all probability at least a couple of diamond honors. And I needed to ruff one or two diamonds to establish some winners in that suit. At trick three I played a low diamond won by East's jack. To eliminate ruffs, he returned a heart to dummy's ♥8 with West, as expected, showing out. I cashed dummy's ♦A, ruffed a diamond with the ♥9 as West discarded a spade, and ruffed a spade with the ♥J.”
Poppa Jake halted his narrative, to let the situation sink in. “My plan now was to ruff the fourth diamond with the ♥Q, setting up East's ♥10 but also dummy's long diamond. If the club finesse was on, as it stood to be from West's opening bid (even if it was in third seat), the contract would make.
“So I ruffed the diamond and was about to play a small club when it dawned on me that that I didn't need the finesse at all,” he said. The audience, which always recognized that father knows best, nodded approval. “I simply played a spade and faced my hand, which by this time had lost what little worth it had at the start of proceedings. East, who was faced with the choice of winning the ♥10 on this trick by overruffing dummy, or on the next trick when I put him in with dummy's last heart, was endplayed in clubs.”
After the applause subsided, Poppa Jake continued: “Of course, a club shift from West at trick 2 would have had me in deep, deep trouble. The fact that he didn't make that shift was my good fortune...or perhaps, if you want to believe it, help from upstairs.”
| P | P | |||
| 1♠ | X | 1N | P | |
| 2♠ | X | P | 3♥ | |
| P | 4♥ | P | P | |
| P |
©Hanan Sher, 2011. Hanan Sher is a retired Israeli-American journalist who lives in Jerusalem. He has written bridge columns and articles for newspapers and magazines in Israel and Europe, and is reverent only about Terence Reese, Hugo Yorke-Smith, and Marshall Miles.
Henry Bethe
Jan. 17
From whom did Big Rube learn to bid? Double on that hand over 1♠? And then Double again over 2♠? What did he plan to do when you bid clubs?
By now you all should have learned to plan for the worst: drought, plague, pestilence, and misfitting poor hands for partner. Optimism is for others. The descendants of Abraham must learn pessimism. And son, you are not helping them learn when you persist not only in turning up with the right cards but also playing hands so well.
Joshua Donn
Jan. 17
Hanan Sher
Jan. 17
It's good to hear from you after all these years. And you're right, Dad, Rube's bidding is right out of Sodom and Gomorrah. You should be able to verify the tale that's going around here, that Mrs. Lot was turned into a pillar of stone because of her dreadful bidding, not turning round to see Sodom go up (or down) in flames. And didn't you teach me that protecting your kids was the First Parental Commandment. Good thing I'm around to cover up their mistakes, otherwise they'd be in bad trouble.
By the way Dad, did I ever tell you that Mom Rebecca, Granny Becky to the kids, has also taken up bridge? She almost 100, has no teeth and can barely hear, but she plays the dummy better than all the youn 'uns. Almost as good as me, I can say in all modesty.
Victor Jusner
Jan. 17
Hanan,
I am somewhat puzzled by declarer’s play.
Why is South leading a low diamond at trick 3? He was certainly lucky not to be hit by a club return at trick 2, but is he clairvoyant, does he realize how lucky he was?
You could easily confirm that playing a low diamond at trick 3 is not recommended if LHO has SAKJ1073 HK DJ7 CJ1075. A much better line is to play a heart to the queen and then lead the diamond nine, intending to run it if West follows with a low diamond.
Hanan Sher
Jan. 17
By the by, how does your play work if West has the (single?) jack and covers the nine?
Victor Jusner
Jan. 18
Your remarks are completely wrong, totally wrong.
Do you want to take any (all?) of them back?
Steve Bloom
Jan. 18
Hanan Sher
Jan. 18
It's also possible, Steve, for West to have the diamond queen. The hand comes from notes that I made some time ago, and in those notes the hand is as it was in the diagram ('cept that South had the spade queen, of course. If he didn't it would be possible that West had it, in which case we might have to consider what would happen if he played a second high spade at trick two. That was not the case.
In case you did not notice, Victor, Poppa Jake is describing how he played the hand, not necessarily saying it is the best or worst way. The reason it was chosen for this little tale is not a recommendation of line of play but the end position, avoiding the club finesse which some people, though not necessarily BW readers, would take. You, of course, as West would have shifted to a club immediately and there would be no story. :)
Hanan Sher
Jan. 18
Corey Cole
Jan. 18
Myself, I would like to thank Hanan Sher for posting all of these entertaining stories which also happen to include interesting bridge situations. Whether the analysis is perfect or not, it is the combination of the story and the bridge that makes them fun. Don't let the quibblers get you down (or make you too defensive). The stories are the thing!
Hanan Sher
Jan. 18
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