The even lesser known Law of Semisymmetry copyright 1934.

While you were waiting for your turn, a player was having convulsions, but now everybody is waiting for your lead.

A trump may seem safe.

Check with Helgemo about AK9 of trump.

http://bridgewinners.com/article/view/lead-problem-633/?cj=422394#c422394

Sure enough. All that prophylactic hyperventilating and gyrating from your right stopped when the dummy didn't need anymore UI.

And LSS strikes again.

Get your 3 clubs and 2 diamonds first, let declarer struggle with the trump. You can get 3 trump tricks if you don't lead them.

Not that trump leads aren't sometimes very right. You just need to figure it out.